1. Name used by the best DBH debater in existence who could easily destroy Seth in his prime in a 1vs1 debate. Literally won a debate without a premise.
2. Used to refer to someone who is hated by everyone
2. Used to refer to someone who is hated by everyone
Debater 1:Hey you did a Trascendental Reader 34 LMFAO
Debater 2:Well, I am the best.
Debater 3:Prove that.
Debater 2:STFU Trascendental Reader 34.
Debater 2:Well, I am the best.
Debater 3:Prove that.
Debater 2:STFU Trascendental Reader 34.
by First Shadow June 21, 2021
(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.
I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...
by Douglasazo January 12, 2006
Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?
by blockpass270 July 23, 2008
Anxiety caused by not keeping up with one's Internet reading, particularly longer articles and a flood of tweets.
by rperazag June 18, 2010
pronoun
Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
by Dijital-JB September 18, 2006
HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GONNA FIND A POKIMANE FANFICTION, KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED SIMP
by I eat poop 69 April 14, 2022
by Athot June 20, 2020