1) A man with multiple romantic interests; a fanny farmer who spreads his seed far and wide. A groomer of many women who then calls round with his mighty tool to collect his soggy harvest.
Blonde lady: "I thought I'd died and gone to heaven when insert name here came to call. He was just looming over my bed with his mighty instrument in his hand."
Blonde lady's friend: "Are you talking about the quim reaper? He came for me on Tuesday night and went at it like he was ploughing a field."
Blonde lady's friend: "Are you talking about the quim reaper? He came for me on Tuesday night and went at it like he was ploughing a field."
by Milo2009 September 07, 2009
Someone who draws quim matter from one female, then proceeds to finger another girl in a sneaky exchange of quim juice.
The females are unaware that the exchange has taken place, and may possibly never find out until upon receiving positive results from an STI test.
Note: Even better if the banditry victims are best friends.
The females are unaware that the exchange has taken place, and may possibly never find out until upon receiving positive results from an STI test.
Note: Even better if the banditry victims are best friends.
'Were you a quim bandit last night?'
'Yeah, slipped it up the fit one first, then her butters mate!'
'Wash your hands in between?'
'Na, i was a right QUIM BANDIT!!'
(possibly ending the conversation with a smell of the quim bandit's fingers)
'Yeah, slipped it up the fit one first, then her butters mate!'
'Wash your hands in between?'
'Na, i was a right QUIM BANDIT!!'
(possibly ending the conversation with a smell of the quim bandit's fingers)
by Dean Healmore March 23, 2011
Noun; The male reproductive organ which is used to insert sperm into a womans vagina. A man's sex organ that when filled with blood through sexual excitement, creates an erection
Verb; The process of penetration by the male sex organ
Verb; The process of penetration by the male sex organ
"Hey ladies, any one want to see my quim dagger"
"Quim Dagger . . . Strike!"
"Hey man you should have seen her last night. She totally got quim daggered
"Quim Dagger . . . Strike!"
"Hey man you should have seen her last night. She totally got quim daggered
by TheLeglessAl September 20, 2010
the ability to fire certain vagine discharge into great blobs, temporarily blinding said male in the game of quim shot
by redquim August 29, 2008
by RossBC August 28, 2005
by quim gaytion February 23, 2009
n.
1. where pubic hair around the vagina is shaped in a distinct way
2. an insult aimed at highlighting the similarities between a rubbish haircut and the appearance of styled pubic hair
3. Tom Jone's hairstyle
1. where pubic hair around the vagina is shaped in a distinct way
2. an insult aimed at highlighting the similarities between a rubbish haircut and the appearance of styled pubic hair
3. Tom Jone's hairstyle
1. Sarah's been the shower for ages, probably perfecting that quim trim of hers
2. HaHa did you see Danny's new haircut, its a right quim trim!
3. "Hey Tom Jones, loving the quim trim!"
2. HaHa did you see Danny's new haircut, its a right quim trim!
3. "Hey Tom Jones, loving the quim trim!"
by ghandiii January 09, 2009