wowie quality

being sarcastic when someone says that something is quality (something sucks and ur being sarcastic)
Person1: Wow I really like my painting its real quality work.
Side person: Yeah....... real quality(sarcastic)
Other side person: Yeah wowie quality
by Doggosinbread August 18, 2018
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Taliban Quality

Something that is so low in quality, that it could be compared to the horrible Taliban that has plagued Afghanistan.
by Hoeman69 February 27, 2022
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poo quality

When something's qualities can be compared with the relevant use of "poo", an American shortening of "poop". Excreted poop serves no purpose, and smells foul, and though it may look like chocolate, its taste is reprehensible. (Scott, 1975, This Poop Is Not Chocolate)
"This banana is of poo quality"---means the same as "This banana is worthless, its taste may even resemble that of poop."
by Mr.Come&SmokeThatGrassWithMe October 28, 2013
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shit quality

no shit bad quality shit quality
by hypixelinggg February 13, 2018
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euro-quality

A common marketing technique where a certain product is stated to be of European origin or to contain European technology. It is aimed at North American idiots who believe anything European must be good, or at least better than the domestic counterpart - the same people who think they're sophisticated because they drink overpriced lattes at Starbucks.
Mary: "You paid $100 dollars for that toaster? You could have gotten the same thing for 50."

Sue: "You don't understand, it's a European design."

Mary: "Oooh, my mistake. On second thought, this toaster is SO much nicer than the $50 dollar one. Talk about euro-quality."

Sue: "I know, right?"

Mary: "Well, I'll see you this afternoon at Starbucks."

Sue: "You know it."
by Penrose Triangle September 05, 2009
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quality wood

Within seconds she had me sportin' quality wood.
by Garland McFarland September 01, 2008
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