he-purse

Just as it sounds: a purse worn by dudes.

Bob: Dude, what's with the he-purse?
Bill: It's not a he-purse, it's a messenger bag.
Bob: Does it have messages in it?
Bill: No, just my iPod, and a book, and a bottle of water...
Bob: He-purse.

by EZ_Ostrich January 1, 2007

Dragon Purse

An infected vagina that suffers from dragon-like symptoms, I.e. Fire breath, scales, etc.

I haven't puked that much since I got a face-full of Chelsea's Dragon Purse

by Tony RBS November 4, 2014

Purse Tequila

A small bottle of tequila kept in a purse for emergencies.

We ran out of booze so I had to break out the purse tequila

by Chase_TJ February 20, 2011

fudge purse

Fudgy squishy top part of a vagina

I have a nicely groomed fudge purse

by TightTina January 31, 2019

loin-purse

scrotum, or the scrotum and its contents

I felt those silver dollops storing up in my loin-purse.

by boognish818 August 5, 2008

velvet purse

Slang for vagina

"Can I put my skin flute in your velvet purse?"

by Jimi_Mac71 January 24, 2012

purse puppy

A small breed dog that fits in a woman's purse.

I hate when ladies bring their purse puppy everywhere they go.

by gingeredbeard June 7, 2014