ditch prune

The process that occurs when you pass out in a wet ditch

What a party last night, I passed out on the way home and wound up totally Ditch Pruned

by Lenny the Ditch Prune December 4, 2013

pruned up

Somebody (usually a girl) who refuses to have sex.

“Man that girl is so hot but shes pruned up so i probably can’t smash”

by 😍😍😍😍😍 n April 21, 2018

A Pouderd Prune

An old lady trying to look younger by applying alot of makeup to her ageing skin, looks like someone has put face powder on a prune.

When ninety year old Betty dolled herself up for the over sixtys club, she used so much foundation on her face she looked like a pouderd prune.

by hteb78 July 8, 2023

prune shute

The butthole/rectum.

I ate mexican food last night and now my prune shute is on fire.

by Rochardbody May 30, 2016

Prune Goon

A man who likes getting laid by older women.

Man, that guy Benjamin is a real prune goon. How old was that lady?

by Nighthawk69420blazeit December 1, 2021

PRUNE PRINT

Much like a mushroom tattoo, a prune print would be when you slap someone across the face with your nut sack.

My bitch friend passed out on the couch at a party, so I gave him a prune print on his forehead and got it on video.

by PrunePrintLLC December 9, 2021

Prune the bush

To trim and maintain the pubic hair in ones' genital area.

Friend 1: Do you want to meet for coffee?
Friend 2: No, I'm kind of busy, I have to prune the bush and stuff.

by Little Mac 84 December 18, 2008