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proteccivenesses

To savagely protecc someone or something!
Jack felt a strong gust of proteccivenesses anytime she was around him
by BlackCraz December 26, 2018
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Canadian Pretzel

When you eat a girl out who is bent in the shape of a pretzel with a side of poutine in her.
Me and my gf are going to have a Canadian Pretzel tonight.
by BUCK-UwU December 23, 2018
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danganronpa protagonist

fictional characters who are the main character of a danganronpa game. note that in order to be a danganronpa protag, you need an ahoge/antennae
Kayayday: hey im a danganronpa protagonist
Shoe-itchy: are you sure about that
by cirno fumo April 7, 2021
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salting the pretzel

When a girl snorts a line of coke off a mans dick or out of her snatch.
Joanna is a sick bitch. She loves salting the pretzel after salting her own!
by Salty Pretzel February 8, 2014
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Strong Female Protagonist™️

She is perfect in every single thing she does and has no flaws or vulnerabilities. She never has need of male acceptance or approval of any kind because SHE DON’T NEED NO MAN. She is a warrior. She is a goddess. She is...Strong Female Protagonist™️.
Man #1: Dammmn, look at the ass on that one, bruh. Man #2: You better keep that shit to yourself, man. That’s Strong Female Protagonist™️. If you sexualize her, she’ll cut your nuts off and feed them to you. But she won’t feed them to you in the kitchen because a woman doesn’t have to belong in the kitchen. Man #1: Man, fuck this shit.
by vfuzz March 6, 2019
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Belgian Pretzel

A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.
When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.
by kps000 June 22, 2009
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007
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