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by tpwkblmalmlgbtq+lm June 28, 2021

Pro tip major

Pro tips are given out of fear. Fearing the worst possible case scenario and trying to place your fears to control others and make them believe what you believe and act accordingly.

Pro tip major la weez do not forget your luggage rushing on an airplane on an important business call or trying to make it home for your kids for Christmas. Security will think you are leaving a bomb and will take you out with no hesitation.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022

Prostipation

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

by i am prostipating September 4, 2023

Protik

1. A COMPLETE IMBECILE
2. AN IDIOT
3. SOMEONE WITH A TWERKING ADDICTION
4. SOMEONE WITH A WRONG MIND

"Hey, did you see that completely weird new guy?"
"Yeah. I heard he has a twerking addiction."
"yup, thats a Protik."

by BOBBOBBYMCBOBBINSONTHEIII March 12, 2014

Proties

Its the vegetarian knock off of protein. Because all vegans are special snowflakes.

Person 1: Hey did you get your daily intake of protein?
Vegan: Excuse me, its PROTIES.

by BootyShorts4Life May 30, 2018

Prostipants

Like prostiboots, just pants. Something you'd expect to find on a hooker; tight leather, leopard prints, that sort of thing.

wow, those bright purple leather prostipants look like they've been torn off a woman in the red light district

by fourjJAY March 8, 2009

protists

Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.

Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.

by tycho is not underage May 7, 2019