pamphlet professor

Person who thinks they know everything about a subject, just by reading a tiny blurb.

#MemeMD

That Zach kid is such a pamphlet professor. He don't know $hit!!!

by BigRed2727 November 30, 2017

Professor Vas

Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.

Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.

by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016

Professor Pookie

A University or College Professor that is known for being cute. This prof is loved mostly by the female students and displays characteristics that would generally be considered as quaint or lovable.

OMG! I was thinking about skipping today but I don't want to miss Professor Pookie's class.
I loved the lecture today, Professor Pookie is just so adorable.

by erdem luvr 2003 February 9, 2023

Professor Maryam

She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. 😋

She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:

The glittering moments shine like virgin gold

I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!

The spirit of LOVE flies above us

❤

I always love Professor Maryam to the moon and back.

by Kasra.soli May 11, 2020

Professor Bulge

Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!

Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.

by Angela6969 February 23, 2019

professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan

Professor X raps with X Clan.

by Craig April 8, 2005

Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

by leventhowa February 21, 2004