Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating by way of masturbation.

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!

by WaltzSomeMoore September 4, 2011

Procrasturbation

Procrastinating masturbation. When you hold off from jacking it to do it later.

Person 1: I'll masturbate later

Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!

by Chispatr April 18, 2010

Procrasturbate

To put off a task until you are finished masturbating.

I was going to go to school, but then I procrasturbated, and I missed the bus.

by John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit October 6, 2009

Procrasturbating

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

Procrasturbate

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason

I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.

by flakey ass February 26, 2009

Procrasturbate

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done

"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"

"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"

by McEwenC February 16, 2010

Procrasturbate

When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.

I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!

by BridgesGijsbers April 6, 2010