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champagne problems

the 2nd track off of taylor swift’s 9th album, evermore.
champagne problems is one of the best tracks on evermore.
by goldrushhh December 17, 2020
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problematic

The go-to adjective for propagators of cancel culture to describe when someone has crossed the proverbial line. It sounds scary enough to spook corporate entities away, yet vague enough to simply be thrown around without adequate explanation.

Most often used by white 5th wave feminists on Twitter with an unchecked white savior complex. Said demographic is also commonly associated with festering daddy issues, thinly-veiled sexual deprivation, the glorification of mental illness, a sad addiction to performative activism, and the compulsive need to search for racist undertones in anything and everything.
Meg💛🍒🦋(she/her): "John Mulaney seems pretty problematic but like i couldn't tell you why, probably because he's a cis wh*te m*n sksksksksksksks. My paypal is in my bio :)"
by forsenbased April 8, 2021
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Daddy problems

When a girl does not have a father figure in her life leaving her to fall hard for most guys she talks to trying to fill the missing spot of a father. She lets guys take advantage of this and would still put up with any guy that did this to her.
Person 1: She just met him and she already obssesed and all over him.

Person 2: yeah, she has daddy problems
by Greenbean52 February 16, 2015
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pussy probe

Device used when women go into get an annual pap exam! Yay everyone LOVES those :D
"You just got pussy probed!"
by jocicammy March 9, 2009
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Daddy Probing

Usually performed by a guy who is talking to a girl at the bar and trying to assess how deep her daddy issues go. This will help the gentleman assess the ratio between the level of daddy issues and the quality of the blowjob.
I was daddy probing this girl at the bar and found out she grew up with her mom and sister. I think she's looking for some validation from a positive male role model.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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First World Problems

Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
Aw, crap, I don't know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!
by The Debacle Awaits September 3, 2005
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No Problem

Casual "you're welcome." As in "there's no need for thanks, it wasn't a hassle."
"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride!"
"Sure! No problem!"
by Julivee December 28, 2005
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