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what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner
*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"
by dam_son December 5, 2016
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5 percent rule

After you break up with someone, you are not allowed to mourn over the loss for more than 5% of your time being with them.
The 5 percent rule goes like this: you can mourn over the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend for no more of 5% iof the time being together (as previously stated). FOR EXAMPLE, if you dated someone for 60 minutes, you can mourn over your tragic loss for 3 minutes (if i did my math correctly)
by bellakaaay December 28, 2011
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Lego Piece 26047

This piece is a plate that is modified 1 x 1 rounded with a bar handle. It was created back in 2016. It was used in 350 sets, 14 minifigures, 13 parts, and even one single gear which was a pencil pot. The most used in a set was 26. Its design made this brick rise in meme status by Among Us players.
Don't look up Lego Piece 26047. Worst idea of my life.
by StarfyStars March 15, 2021
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David Piece

The Jewish equivalent of a Jesus piece; a chain with the star of David on the end.
Person: "Hey, what is that emblem"

David Piece owner: "This is my David piece, it's the star of David"
by dannyj6969 August 19, 2008
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Queer Piece

A wireless cell phone headset or earpiece. Usually used in conjunction with “that guy” who is constantly wearing a wireless earpiece.
Damn it John take off that Queer Piece! I can never tell if you’re on the phone or if you’re talking to me!
by The Laughing Man EJP January 1, 2008
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pieces of shit

Inconsiderate self righteous person/s who falsely believe theirs is the only life that matters.
Loud hedge trimming neighbors at 7AM on a Sunday classify as pieces of shit!
by sharmaV May 26, 2008
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A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020
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