Prawn in the pocket

To fall asleep while your penis is still inside of a partner, loved one, spouse, mistress, fling or prostitute.

"I just put my prawn in the pocket and had a lovely dream last night. Woke up soggy."

by Omgyiyja September 27, 2012

anti prawn

someone with an ugly body yet attractive face

Omgz that person is the anti prawn!!!!

by mzmz December 14, 2009

hooded prawn

Clitoris, part of female genitalia

Flick the hooded prawn

by johnfannyloz December 30, 2006

dopey prawn

someone who is just to stupid for words

dont talk to me you dopey prawn

by lolliepop_182 August 6, 2011

Prawn Crackers

Alternative expression of complete retardedness.

Girl: She's so random.
Boy: She's prawn crackers.

by alexandra anarchy May 2, 2008

Prawn arm

The most ridiculous pathetic little jake you could ever imagine
usually has a girlfriend that cheats on him on the reg.

Oh dont be a prawn arm

by Godalaaaaaar October 18, 2010

Prawn of humour

This saying is in essence ironic as 'The Prawn' is inherently a sad, misguided but humble fool, about as funny as watching your mum get a zombie mask. The Prawn spends most days lamenting over the failed attempt to conquer the world and tends to cover the sadness with 'classic' japes.

Prawn: Hello, im a prawn! can i tell you a joke?

Person: Hmmm, ok

Prawn: Why are pirates called pirates?

Person: sh*t, another Prawn of Humour on our hands

by Sandal Bearer July 29, 2007