pouring the rain

the CORRECT way of saying "pouring rain", which doesn't even sound right, but "pouring the rain' sounds right

What if it starts pouring the rain?

by catlover2493 November 21, 2010

k pour

adult beverage in which the measure of alcohol poured is in direct proportion to the relationship of the drinker to the bartender.

"wow! this drink is really strong! the bartender must've given me a k pour"

by kelldoubledee January 23, 2014

short-pour

1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.

2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.

"Well, I bet they wouldn't have served Fabio no freakin' short-pour!"

by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011

pouring into bed

To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.

Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.

Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."

by solana August 3, 2007

Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.

-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!

by Mark Connor February 10, 2009

door pour

The act of opening the door of a car while waiting in traffic, extending one's head through the open door, and releasing saliva onto the ground.

Almost every time I'm sitting at a red light, I see someone in a car ahead of me open their door, lean out, and let loose a door pour.

by gingerman13 October 16, 2009

dog pour

A "dog pour" occurs when someone sits / kneels on the ground (usually outside) while a partner pours a drink into their mouth from a significant distance overhead.

"Diego had to be at least 10 feet above her in a tree, but Shannon had no problem finishing off that dog pour... What a superstar."

by RoidsOfBamftt November 8, 2009