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Potsexual

Someone who has a sexual desire for weed.
Bobby looked at Danielle and said, "I'm sorry Danielle, I can't be with you. I'm potsexual."
by Oh daddy! June 14, 2018
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patsies

A person who accidently transports Class A drugs abroad, after his / her mates leave them in his / her bag, without him / her knowing. Really
In the hood, we call you people "Patsies".
by Markus January 21, 2006
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Postie

A "post" bachelor party. A bachelor party for the guy AFTER he gets married, usually involving bars, drinking, strip clubs, strippers, etc. The wife may or may not be informed of the event. Occurs when the groom has eloped with the bride or has got married far from his friends. When he returns, the postie is thrown in his honour.
Have you seen Peter today?

No way, his buddies threw him a Postie last night and now he's sleeping off the hangover. His wife is furious!
by Predro April 29, 2010
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pootsie

"Fart"
That is pootsie
by sb123 March 8, 2009
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Posie

Posie means you’re a boss ass bitch but also caring and isn’t afraid to throw hands if necessary. She’s an amazing and wonderful person with a personality of a goddess
*see’s a girl whooping ass*
Damm she looks like a Posie
by Gelert October 11, 2019
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portland port a pottie

the disgusting sexual practice of defecating in another's mouth and then penetrating it.
no one has ever done the portland port a pottie, and no one ever should.
by wilnasty February 4, 2009
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Portable potties

PORTOPOTTIES...
kk first thing first, if you would like to pee, then simply let it slide on out, now pooping is a wholenother story. KK, this is very simple, simply poop then quickly cover with toilet paper, hiding the evidence of the dredful poop behind, then casually walk out of the portopotty, like nothing ever happened......

PUBLIC BATHROOMS...
Once completing the porto potty pooping "method," successfully, this should be a no brainer. OK, if your a bit shy about peeing in public and your one of those freaks who have to pee "silently," then place toilet paper down directly before getting the urge to pee, this way the paper will be dry before it sinks into the toilet and looses its muffle. Pooping, is even more fun!! Sit down on the toilet and wait....wait till you get that feeling, to poop. Next place toilet paper down and plop one out, then when the next one comes, do the same, only FLUSH. The flushing will eliminate the foul odor of the FEESIS. Continue the same steps per every two dumplings.. and there you have it simple easy ways to pee and poop, trust me, they all work.
MOM: Now jimmy what do we do before we go poopy in PUBLIC?
JIMMY: I put toilet paper under my butt!!
MOM: I sware your smarter then me at times...how about in portable potties?
JIMMY: I let it all out then COVER!!!!
by <K-Boom> September 5, 2008
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