a ponie(noun) is sexual female being that dances in a weird yet shexual manner, she loves to do the dancing, oh yes...she loves ginger people although it may involve burning and death. she hails from aberdeen and is a sheep shagger
by rhona May 9, 2005

by jamrock campbell June 5, 2009

"For Pony!" was a phrase uttered in the "Looking for Group" Web Comic that may have been inspired by a story about an Orangutan, named "Pony", that was being used as a prostitute in Borneo.
by Liavain June 25, 2010

A boner. Because in Spanish Poner means Boner and it sounds like Pony.Use it when around adults or relatives and they wont know what it means.
Driving in car with your Mom
You: see hot girl drive by in other car(or hot guy)
You:"Man I'm getting a total Pony right now"
Mom: "What does that mean?"
You: see hot girl drive by in other car(or hot guy)
You:"Man I'm getting a total Pony right now"
Mom: "What does that mean?"
by Mike Hunt is Saucy June 12, 2012

A exclamation originally mocking people that don't know that "pwn" is pronounced "own" and not "poan" - hence "ponies". (See definition of "pwn".) Doubly funny now that many of the people who eagerly proclaim "ponies!" are the same people that are being mocked and, yet again, they have no idea what they are saying. Lately, the expression has taken on a life of it's own and is used interchangeably with "PWNED!"
by Christofire June 29, 2007

To partake in sexual intercourse, characterised by a combination of gratuitous ferocity, a profound absence of mercy and occasional insanity towards the recipient. Normally the prescribed response to a minor infraction.
Brad: "Dude, Charlene's getting her John Wayne walk on today"
Todd: "Yeah, she forgot to do the dishes, I had to pony her ass"
Brad: "Sweet"
Todd: "Yeah, she forgot to do the dishes, I had to pony her ass"
Brad: "Sweet"
by Joshoid April 23, 2006

A Pony is a person who is new to first and third person shooter games, or just sucks. You can use a "Pony" to keep yourself protected and get kills. By following a Pony around and letting them take point, it allows you to follow behind them and clean up their mess, thus keeping you safe in situations where you probably would have died and allowing you to snake kills from inexperienced players.
by BuBlLeS March 9, 2011
