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cultural pollution

The mass of art, language, clothing, media and products whose existence is fucking meaningless and the fault of money grubbing assholes. Cultural pollution can be enjoyed in earnest by dumb, uncritical people, and ironically by the jaded and educated. This type of pollution is usually created by industrialized nations. Easy ways to spot cultural pollution:
- the thing up for consideration has a logo on it.
- it contains a meme such as "let's roll" or "real men don't ____"
- it's repeated or highlighted by the mass media
- it's trendy

In contrast, "cultural pollution" is not "bad art," unless that art was made solely for money.
"I really don't like writing corporate advertiser's print ads."
"Why?"
"Because I have to write a lot of self-important, cliche garble."
"Whoa. Sounds like you make cultural pollution for a living."
"Yep."
by Shannon in a cube August 2, 2007
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Chair Pollution

The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.
When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.
by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008
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poklan

originally derived from Brunei, it is a title/name calling bestowed to people who seem to posses the inability to spell / pronounce words in which these poklen do not realise that they are society's rejects (1).

These creatures come in packs and hangout usually in public where they can brandish thier retarded fashion so they would stand out (usually tight skinny jeans, checkered shoes,pants,shirt or even yellow jeans with a yellow shirt making them look like bananas in pajamas),sometimes wearing all black clothing is preferred but do not be confused with an emo because poklens are tight wearing ignorant son of a bitch who loves spikey hair and needs to be bitch slaped to make them come to thier senses.(2)

the behaviour of an average poklen is distinctive from society as they can be recognised immediately, they would chase girls and possibly milfs too. they would walk in a single file like ibans and basically be a retard.(3)
1. Yawzzz WhUtzZ$$ UPzzZPZZ AhaxAHAxx <3 LOlZzxzzz xoxoxox Bi@tc#

2.thier jeans are so tight that probably thier ball sack is completely separated into two or they might not have any genitals at all

3.poklan 1:yo that chickz iz finez

poklan 2:dude thats your sister !!!

poklan 1:but still i'd tap that ass
by gradoss August 12, 2010
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pokua

Beautiful; amazing; Rich; sexy; lovely kind and energetic girl so sweet and is a popular name in Ghana.Great in bed .
I love this pokua
by Princess ojikie June 9, 2016
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polluty

1. adj. An excessive amount of pollution in the air.
2. adj. describing a person exuding negative character traits who brings everyone around them down.
1. It is so polluty outside today.
2. Damn girl! Don't be so polluty.
by abe-a-licious October 18, 2008
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Pollutificator

Someone who pollutes your facebook homepage and notifications with their results from facebook quiz. These people usually do not go out much and therefore have the time to do these quizzes. A pollutificator also lacks respectable friends.
Alex took the quiz "which badass animal are you" with the result "YOUR A FUCKING BEAR"

Alex - "HELL YEAH IM A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR IM SO INTENSE"
Everyone - "stfu, its just a stupid fbook test"

Dom - "That pollutificator is driving me insane"
Elliot - "Alex? lol i deleted him from my friends a long time ago..."
by HatRok June 12, 2009
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Polunin

That really annoying person from middle school, that is an asshole, makes bad jokes, and gets in trouble all the time.
Mark was being a Polunin today, so I raped his "mom".
by Harold Yocubsin July 2, 2014
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