Pokey Men

That thing your grandkids are always talking about.

Grandkid1: Grandpa, would you get me the new pack of pokey men cards?
Grandfather: ...? sure

by Mr. Mapleleaf March 20, 2017

Hokey Pokey

What it's all about. It really is. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Stop laughing!

and you do the hokey pokey and you... aw, screw it. You know how it ends.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

lukey pokey

The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.

Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey

Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up

by morgjones13 November 3, 2014

Pokey Device

A stick shaped object used for various activities that involve poking. Pokey devices are often used to clear a clogged bowl or clean it of resin. Though not always used specifically in regards to marijuana use, pokey devices are also suitable for stoking a fire or loading a cannon.

"This bowl is clogged! Do you have a pokey device?"

by BurnEdOutOne April 14, 2010

Nutella pokey

When you fuck someone in the ass and your dick has residual fecal matter on it.

Dude I totally had a Nutella pokey last night when I fucked Ashley.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 6, 2019

pokey bananas

Bananas that are pokey

Ouch the pokey bananas hurt my mouth.

by Poofy pony March 5, 2016

California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017