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Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.
Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!
by LianaG October 28, 2006
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Team Warrior Poet

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

_________

Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 18, 2011
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Poet

Hym "About a legendary poet... He was incredibly popular with the lady's.... Because he had a fat cock amd for NO OTHER REASON... That is all."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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Poet

As Shakespeare said... Someone who writes the shit out a motherfucker.
A rose by any other name still wouldn't know what you are calling it. A poet is a poet ; not a poet laureate. A name is a name but it's not what you are calling it. Life is Life but there's far more to it, you see what's brought to light but that's not all of it. Kept a rose if you recall but I don't know what you would be calling it.
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
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Poet’s perfect wife

Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky
Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp
by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022
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Poets

When you want to be Kras AF but you have standards.
My guy jy is *Poets* dom!
Ek sal vir jou hard *Poets* etter!!
by ZeniBoi April 15, 2021
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21st Century Poet

noun. Writes fully sick poetry with no value or significant theme
When your bars are long and barely rhyme but you on the dime. Dat dere 21st century poet.
by DaRealBdizzle October 6, 2016
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