plumb locomotive

Totally crazy about trains.

Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".

by QuacksO October 30, 2023

Plumb Cunt

When someone makes a monumental stupid choice and it effects the outcome of the whole situation.

“Paint the wall Red Gareth”
“Ok”

“ The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”

“Oooops, I thought you said Green”

by Merv the swerve February 07, 2021

plumb build

A build of a Windows XP system from a ghost image.
The image is out of date and lacks recent software installations.
Ordinary things that worked only the day before suddently do not work due to lacking software and configuration.

I did a plumb build of my car - it doesn't work now.

by Wintermute April 25, 2005

Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.

We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.

by Dave a Klein April 06, 2022

plumb plucker

What I call my fat fuckin thumbs

Let me slide this plumb plucker n that mouth and that booty heo

by Cecilia bumtrinket January 12, 2021

discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.

What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"

by bob_johnson November 27, 2021

Plumbing on a girl

Urinating on a girl's face in a professional matter.

No one is saying plumbing on a girl gives you the ability to fly; also, no one isn't.

by smashedguitarist September 02, 2016