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rug pilot

An Arab. So-called because, stereotypically speaking, they ride around on rugs like ALaddin. Probably the funniest racist term ever coined.
Aladdin ain't shit, he's just a damn rug pilot
by Eazy E May 7, 2003
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Pivotasis

Pivotasis, also known as Lenegenic Pivotasis, is a condition that is very common in regular Pivot (an animation software) users that causes lack of motivation, lethargy and inability to implement ideas when using Pivot.
Other common symptoms include easy to distract, severe procrastination to every projects and opening a porn tab before starting a project.
User 1: man i've started 5 projects already bt dont wana continue i feel so lazy
User 2: SHIIIIIT U GOT PIVOTASIS BRUH', GETCHOSELF SOME MOTIVATION POTION

Member 1: This project is killing me! I can't do the next frame meng
Member 2: That Pivotasis to you mate. I'm sorry. *runs away*
by DriftingSteps October 27, 2014
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pivoturd

A poop so long that it hits the bottom of the bowl and when you pinch it off, it leans forward and slaps you in the nuts.
Gotta wipe my nuts cuz that pivoturd really coated them.
by SporHard July 28, 2020
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Pilot Fart

n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.

A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.

The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
by Refreshment Boxx October 22, 2013
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backdoor pilot

1) A protégé of the anal arts

2) Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Origin:
Backdoor (The anus, vis-a-vis anal sex. )

Pilot (A skilled individual who can navigate through tight spaces)
I didn't think I would like anal but he was one hell of a backdoor pilot
by atwatofgingers December 24, 2014
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Pilot

An individual who possesses a higher mindset. One of the very few on earth that are given the great duty of carrying out what humans 1,000 years ago dreamt of doing.

Pilots are usually thought of in the wrong ways. First off, they are in no way overpayed, many earn an average of $20K per year and work slave hours with lack of sleep. They are also not "glorified bus drivers". I don't know about you, but the last time I checked, buses don't run on million dollar turbine engines, travel at the speed of sound, or have the ability to reach the edge of the atmosphere.

To become a pilot you must have the "right stuff" and a pure passion for what you do, you should never be in it for the money or the fabled women you get.
Aviation is something that runs in me and many others. We pilots can't describe why or how we feel when we fly, but we sure as hell love what we do.
by auriga astra August 4, 2011
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Piotr

A PERFECT all over amazing guy , has great smile perfect hair and sexy body , knows how to make a girl melt in love ... any girl would love to have this PERFECT polish guy. He is sexy , smart , sweet , just all over PERFECT. He has great street smarts and it just perfection
"Is that Piotr he's so hot and seems perfect !"
"Yeah thats Piotr i wish I could date him he's PERFECT "
by Broken_angel03 January 2, 2017
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