Postler

The inventor of the "Post-T-Vac" as seen on late night infomercials. The Post-T-Vac was originally named the Postler, but the name tested poorly with consumers and was renamed. A little known fact is that the tube was modled after the inventors genitailia. Yes, his penis is long, empty and see thru, just like the Post-T-Vac.

I wish I had a bigger penis, I know...... I will pull on my Postler!

by Dewizzle April 10, 2009

Off-Piste

Not feeling content with life. Feeling like there's a path you should be on, but you're not on it. Originates from skiing term used when not adhering to pre-defined trails.

Christie: Hey, how's it going?
Tom: To be honest, I've kind of been feeling off-piste all day.

by Carl-1973 November 24, 2018

Postle Tongue

The ability or individual with the ability to communicate with serpents.

In "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" Harry Potter discovers that he is a (or has a) Postle Tongue when he communicates with a snake at a zoo. Although he does not "know" that he is until his later events and findings when enrolled in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

by UrbanDefiner69 August 22, 2012

Pistress

Your side chick who pisses a little every time she laughs.

Be aware that A is a pistress. When she laughs too hard, she pees a little her pants.

by amhc April 23, 2017

piste rage

A rush of temper caused by improper or unwelcome behaviour on a ski slope. Similar to Road Rage

That boarder cutting in certainly generated some piste rage in the line.

by Itter February 24, 2009

Pirtle

1. For a male to attempt to engage another male in coversation while using a bathroom.

2. To be irredeemably gay by breaking clearly defined standards of acceptable heterosexual behavior.

Hey, did you hear about Matt pirtling Thomas in the bathroom?

Jerry finally let us know he's pirtle when he grabbed Tony's ass.

by Bocephus Z January 11, 2009

pister clean

a type of household cleaner that is free. it's especially useful for those hard to reach areas, and it's strength depends on what you drink. still don't know what it is? it's your pee! for best results, you should be a dude.

My brother left the worst skid marks in the toilet bowl. I'm gonna have to use some pister clean

by :(mynoduesp ro) eman ruoY December 15, 2008