PILF 

Potato I'd like (to) fuck

Hot chick: ugh I look like a potato
Random guy: a PILF

PILF by TeenagerAnonymous October 8, 2017

Pilf 

Stealing or being a deemo cluck diggler while extremely high on meth ...taking from anybody intending to trade for a puny shard or keep until ot is then clucked from you by deemo again somehow someday ....he will pilf it

Bro why is Robert such a deemo diggler cluck .....nigga would steal your socks if it would result in a shard somehow

Deemo .........you shall not pilf .....or you will be cut with blade of the great Tony mcshardstabber

Pilf by Walter white 721 March 2, 2018

pilf 

Preist id like to fuck

That guy is a pilf ass Nibba

pilf by Yote a good smgf June 4, 2018

PILF 

PILF means politician i’d like to fuck. similar to MILF, mother i’d like to fuck. used to describe a good looking politician.

holiday: oh my God look at Beto O’Rourke
hailey: yeah he’s a total PILF

PILF by hniz June 10, 2019

Pilf 

N. Priest I’d like to fuck

Damn did you see that priest in mass today he’s such a pilf

Pilf by Milf420 November 12, 2019

Pilf 

Papi I’d like to fuck

Damm look at that pilf

Pilf by Magz22 October 8, 2020

PILF 

PILF=Parents I’d Like to Fuck.cougars and such .squirt team up in this

PILF up in this bitch .parents you would o like to fuck as A group/couple

PILF by Peligrosa9169 November 2, 2020