Pilf

Poppa id like to fuck

Have you seen Hopper in season 4 of stranger things…he’s such a pilf. I wish he would choke me like that demodog

by Pilflover4 July 19, 2022

Pilf

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

by DaCoolestBishhh October 11, 2021

PILF

PeePaw i'd like to fuck

Person1: Yo, That grandpa is a total PILF.
Person2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by urmoter December 11, 2022

PILF

Potato I'd like (to) fuck

Hot chick: ugh I look like a potato
Random guy: a PILF

by TeenagerAnonymous October 09, 2017

Pilf

N. Priest I’d like to fuck

Damn did you see that priest in mass today he’s such a pilf

by Milf420 November 12, 2019

Pilf

Stealing or being a deemo cluck diggler while extremely high on meth ...taking from anybody intending to trade for a puny shard or keep until ot is then clucked from you by deemo again somehow someday ....he will pilf it

Bro why is Robert such a deemo diggler cluck .....nigga would steal your socks if it would result in a shard somehow

Deemo .........you shall not pilf .....or you will be cut with blade of the great Tony mcshardstabber

by Walter white 721 March 02, 2018

PILF

Pregnant I'd Like to Fuck

That woman is such a PILF

by Amoros January 01, 2021