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Spoils of the pick

Admiring items recently acquired from a day of junk hunting whilst playing with his or her genitals
The dealer was admiring the spoils of the pick
by Micky blackness August 4, 2018
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jeffy sleeper pick

A fantasy football draft pick who can end up having just a shredded bit of success throughout the entire football season, or be the reigning NFL MVP. Is typically made by guys who always qualify for the consolation bracket each year.
Guy 1- "Aaron Rodgers was my jeffy sleeper pick this season."

Guy 2- "Dude, Aaron Rodgers was the top ranked QB in the draft rankings"

Guy 1- "Yeah well nobody else Tweeted that they were thinking about drafting him, or mentioned his name in the last ten minutes, so therefore he's my jeffy sleeper pick."
by kenny-wheatons-gonna-score October 27, 2010
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sergei pick up line

It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.
*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".

"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".
by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015
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droppin' sticks, pick 'em up!

Means, getting drunk, and doing Ectasty and/or LSD.
"last night, i went to a party and i was all like droppin' sticks, pick 'em up!, i should maybe lie down for awhile."

"Damn, did you see that girl, she was dropping sticks at 10 AM, then, later that night, she picked them right the fuck up!!"
by rosscoe philiac June 23, 2008
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The Surprise Pick

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!
You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
by K-man75 September 3, 2012
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scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo
I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!
by fluffy dude December 3, 2013
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sleeper pick

A person or player who is not of high value when being drafted, but ends up being one of the top picks.
Tom Brady was not a sleeper pick this year. Carson was.

There are a few solid sleeper picks as far as bigs go in aphi
by Colin oscopy September 4, 2016
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