ap physics

the only advanced placement course where you do everything, but physics.

Mike:"Today I played old nintendo games, ate ice pops, slept, talked about nothing, read part of a novel, lit things on fire, slept again, got yelled at,played calculator games and threw shit out of the window"

Joe:"You must have been in ap physics."

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

physics

The study of everything

'nuf said

I wanted to be able to understand the entirety of the universe so i did an undergraduate degree in physics

by DrFox777 November 23, 2010

1st law of physics

Anything that is fun, cost at least 8 dollars-----Eric Cartman

Stan: Wow Cartman that was really fun.

Eric: I know, and it only cost us $8:99 thats the 1st law of physics.

by South Park extrodianaire May 20, 2010

ap physics

Sucks! We do one chapter a day! The work is just too much, and too intense.

I'd be lucky for a 3 on the AP exam.

by bigtones December 16, 2004

physics

1. The most common/easiest way to drop your GPA in high school

2. If you happen to be a scientific prodigy, then its that magic nap time every other day...

1. Dude, i woulda had a 4.0 if it wasn't for that damn physics test. When the hell am i ever gonna need to know about the quantum electrodynamic theory!?!?!?!?!?!??!

by Mindgames238 November 1, 2009

cartoon physics

A mentality similar to when the coyote is chasing the road runner and runs off a cliff he can float weightlessly, until he realizes that he is, in fact, not weightless, at which point he plummets to the ground. Our world: People will do things that they think they can or are safe to do until a tragic accident occurs, telling them otherwise.

Often occurs is Asia. Overloaded trucks traveling roads at high rates of speed. Usually carrying dangerous items like propane cylinders and they are not tied down and falling about the truck.

by eric_c May 30, 2005

Zelda Physics

Physics as applied in The Legend of Zelda series. Examples include shrubbery that turns into rupees when cut, enemies bursting into flames after being hit by your sword, falling 300+ feet and rolling to avoid any bodily harm whatsoever, walls made of wood that spark when you hit them with your sword, and suddenly levitating three feet in midair when jumping to a seemingly impossible to reach platform.

Why won't it let me climb on top of this ledge that's half my height?" "Zelda physics." "How did Link manage to dive headfirst onto concrete from ten feet up and not crack his head open?" "Zelda physics.

by The Nickhymer July 6, 2010