phophobia

A fear of phobias. Which, if you think about it, is really quite redundant, ironic, and stupid.

Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.

Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.

by manifeellikeawoman July 7, 2009

phosphorus fart

The fart-like noise that your nose makes whenever your adenoids are swollen. The sound is a combination of a pig snort, a fart, and the sound of crackling phosphorus, hence the name "phosphorus fart".

I just got over this cold but I was still phosphorus farting.

by Lord Vapor December 6, 2006

phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

they don't give a phoop

by monkiki February 25, 2005

phosphophyllite

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020

plomp

a very small man in a very big hat

.... plomp says it all dont you think ....

by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008

Phoment

Pronounced fo-ment. A photo comment, typically used in social networking sites like facebook and myspace.

John - Hey man did you see that phoment I left on your profile pic last night?
Bob - Dude try saying phoment without sounding gay.
John - Phom-...Fuck you man.
Bob - *giggle*

by Sir Timothy Longdongathon October 17, 2008

Phopped

Photo chopped, photo shopped.

Demi's hip bone on the cover of W magazine was so phopped.

by snarkyyy May 23, 2010