Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.

Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008

phlemjob

To lubricate a penis with phlem instead of spit for the typical blowjob.

Lisa had a huge set of tits and I wanted to stare at them while she gave me a B.J. I didnt know she had COPD, she hawked a loogie on my shaft. It was strangely satisfying. Best and first phlemjob ever!

by Mr. Nate February 23, 2015

Phlease

It adds attitude and sass to the word please.

"I'm a boss"... "Phlease, I'm the boss you're the employee."

by m1nty_c April 9, 2015

phoebe dennis

A very basic girl who gets riled up real easy. She types furiously and has a taking to pasta and smoothies.

Guy 1: "Did you see those smoothies?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that Phoebe Dennis girl drank em all"

by ChunkyNut111 April 16, 2019

Phoebe Harris

The girl of my dreams. She's the best girl ever to exist and I love her so much.

Person 1: "Did you hear Phoebe Harris is coming?"
Person 2: "No way!! She's such a legend!"

by tdfgkhj;igyltfkhghjk October 28, 2020

Phebe

Phebe is a girl that will like you for who you are and will stay by your side until the end of time

My girlfriends name is phebe and she is speacial

by Joshboyjoshua November 30, 2020

Phlob

Phlob is the best Philip out of every universe enough said

They were a skater blob he said see you later blob

A character made the absolutely wonderful and lovely hilariously scary on YouTube

(Btw urban dictionary this isn't a inside joke bc this is a character made by a celebrity okay? okay)

Man, I love phlob I can't wait to make a pride pfp using them.

by Kraken_gutz November 9, 2021