philosodouche

The name given to a person who believes they are amazing at philosophy and never hesitates to use this philosophy in arguments. Their assumption is of course unjustified and they are in fact a douche.

Yeh, he is such a philosodouche

by Captain philosophy January 24, 2011

philo gastration

when having anal sex the reciver farts so hard it causes the penis to fly out. as well as anything else in the ass at the time

philo gastration is even sedier when the person sharts

by Mina tor returns May 23, 2007

Philophiliac

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.

Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

by The Real Captain Philosophy February 21, 2011

Philopolocko

it is the term for shut the fuck up

could you just philopolocko

by Kristófer máni November 7, 2019

Phetogo

Is a boy who loves sports a great leader and is very unpredictable most times has an extreme urge to do extreme things normally puts their health at risk is likely to be known for doing something amazing

Phetogo is such sax!!

by Tog369 March 2, 2020

phatone

A fatass, otherwise known as a fat one

Hey I bet that phatone is going to the buffet line.

by BS Fatonovich July 9, 2006

Philocide

1)A Philosophical Argument, or social based quarrel in which Violence ensues

2) A Comment that is made that backfires or means harms towards people, in a underhanded mannor

Jimmy must committed philocide saying to miss kowalski that jews are the epitome of evil

by Philocide July 22, 2009