Phallus Revelati

Latin for "Penis of Doom" a term coined by Petar T, God of many things.

Fear the Phallus Revelati

by The Manmiester August 7, 2007

phallus

kyle scott is a phallus who obviously cant pay guitar

kyle cant tell you scott

by tomos November 12, 2004

phallusnosity

this somehow became my nickname. it has nothing to do in particular with male genitalia. (i think...)

"Phallusnosity!! Stop humping that table!"

by jELiMi May 20, 2004

Phallus Record

A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.

"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.

Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.

by SooSbürger November 30, 2018

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is huge enough to flex with it.

Ego sum phallus flexus

by SooSbürger March 18, 2019

Phallustine

A region of the Middle East where male nudity is permitted, and most dudes are real "dicks" when it comes to social interaction.

According to a map of the world showing the average penis-sizes of males in the different countries, guys in the Phallustine area have medium-size schlongs, whereas the love-pipes of the dudes in neighboring Lebanon are some of the largest in the world, so I wonder if the two groups are in a heated "mine is bigger than yours" competition, which might explain why many of them always go around with their "downstairs equipment" hanging out in plain view, and also why everyone seems to hate each other over there.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019