Pedi-Smile

The smile that a pediphile uses toward young children.

When walking through the crowd, all the creepy men stared at me with their pedi-smiles.

by tjtaylor921 May 29, 2010

Pedisphere

Noun.

1. Personal space around one's feet when stationary.

2. Area around one's feet that is presumed to be protected for one's own personal use.

When she entered my pedishere on our first date, I didn't know how to take it.

The restaurant table pedisphere was inhibiting my comfort.

Hey buddy, step out of my pedisphere.

by KILbossa August 19, 2011

Pediatric twat

An overly dramatic phone addicted millennial female with the mentality of a toddler. Characteristics include brightly coloured hair, constantly streaming tears, and ill fitting clothing.

That pediatric twat Smurf is crying cause she broke up with her boyfriend for the 8th time today.

by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019

pedigree chuff

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.

"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"

by Phil Cleaver March 22, 2023

Tempur-Pedic Tatties

Natural lady breasts so soft that you could fall sleep on them for minutes, hours or even days.

#1) Did you see Katy Perry on SNL last nite?! Those were some Tempur-Pedic tatties.

#2) I perfer voluptuous women for their Tempur-Pedic tatties.

by ColbyColeTrain September 29, 2010

Pennsylvania pedicure

The act of biting one's own or another's toenails with the intent to trim them.

I want to give myself a Pennsylvania pedicure, but I can't get my foot to my mouth

by Ardatirion July 19, 2014

river valley pedicure

Cumming on a beautiful blond woman's toes.

Boo wanted to make a fantasy of mine come true so she let me cum on her toes and we called it a River valley pedicure.

by SeaOfPurple July 15, 2015