Pedi-Smile
Pedi-Smile by tjtaylor921 May 29, 2010
pedosmile
Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.
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pedosmile
That dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!
pedosmile by KinxD Lite January 27, 2009
pedosmile
The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.
pedosmile by OAssBitches May 10, 2016
Pedosmile
A Pedosmile is an awkward and/or creepy smile portrayed on someones face. This can be either on a picture or seen in real life. A Pedosmile does not necessarily label someone a pedophile but just that they shouldn't smile because it can be taken that they are.
Pedosmile by Superdave22 November 11, 2010
Pedosmile
The tell-tale sign of a pedofile. A facial expression that is a fairly accurate dictation of whether or not, person in question rapes children or not. This expression is commonly a cross between a grin and a smirk. Pedosmile is a play on words, combining pedofile and smile.
Priest-with-pedosmile: Come little boys, I have cookies.. Don't you like cookies?
Boy 1: Yeah, they're great!
Boy 2: Psst, dude, don't fall for it.. He's got a pedosmile
Boy 1: Wow, good thing you can spot those guys out.. That cardinal almost had his way with me..
Boy 2: Damn right it's a good thing that I can spot 'em out..
Boy 1: Yeah, they're great!
Boy 2: Psst, dude, don't fall for it.. He's got a pedosmile
Boy 1: Wow, good thing you can spot those guys out.. That cardinal almost had his way with me..
Boy 2: Damn right it's a good thing that I can spot 'em out..
Pedosmile by Jack Hagen Wrote This June 27, 2006
Pedosmile
1: A facial expression commonly found on middle aged men while looking at teenage girls.
2: A facial expression resembling that of a pedophile.
2: A facial expression resembling that of a pedophile.
1
Girl A: Hey, that guy looks like a total creeper. We should get out of here.
Girl B: Oh yea, look at his pedosmile.
2
Guy A: Dude, why can't I ever get these chicks numbers?
Guy B: You should try wiping that pedosmile off your face next time.
Girl A: Hey, that guy looks like a total creeper. We should get out of here.
Girl B: Oh yea, look at his pedosmile.
2
Guy A: Dude, why can't I ever get these chicks numbers?
Guy B: You should try wiping that pedosmile off your face next time.
Pedosmile by WiseJanitor213 February 28, 2009
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