Pearl Harbored 

While having sex with a woman the man plans in advance to cum inside a woman and not say anything. Like the Japanese; he plans to cum, he knows he is about to cum, cums, and after he came he starts a WAR!

Andrew: yo bro how did you get that black eye?
Brian: I Pearl Harbored Michelle last night, she was so pissed she threw a bottle and hit me right in the eye.

Andrew: understandable but worth it.

Pearl Harbored by g-man14 July 18, 2011

Pearl Harbor 

The sexual act whereby you fuck her in the ass when she's asleep.

I Pearl Harbored my girlfriend last night.

Pearl Harbor by OhNoNotMyRealName June 16, 2011

Pearl Harbored 

v.

Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.

Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11 attacks were linked to Iraq.

The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.

This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.

Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.

"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"

"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?
You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"

Pearl Harbored by Dovetchka December 23, 2005

pearl harbor 

When you're having intercourse in the vaginal region with a female and you "pull out" and quickly shove it in her anal cavity and continue with rough butt sex.

Good 'ol was fuckin' dem bitches down by da water and gave his bitch a Pearl Harbor

pearl harbor by Brad November 21, 2004

Pearl Harbor 2 

The sequel to the box office shit hole Pearl Harbor. It stars Ben Affleck and is set in the year 2120. He is brought back to life to fight off the second attempt to bomb Pearl Harbor and stop doctor robotnick from unleashing his evil minions upon the world.

James "Hey are they going to make a sequel to Pearl Harbor 2?"
Chris "Shit your pants!"

Pearl Harbor 2 by John Hammon December 15, 2008

Pearl Harbor 

The act of completely plastering the bowl of a toilet after eating too much Oriental food.

Bill: Man, Chu really Pearl Harbored my toilet. Took forever to get the stank out of the bathroom.
James: Yea, those Japs really piss me off.

Pearl Harbor by fuckinghajis20 April 7, 2010

pearl harbor 

When a girl is getting banged from behind and one of the dudes buddies runs in the room and busts in her face outta no where.

Slut 1: Last night at that party I met this super hot guy Caleb, but when he was nailing me his buddy Dan ran in and blew his load right in my face!

Slut 2: I remember my first pearl harbor.

pearl harbor by El Beardo October 26, 2010