Paulie

A bisexual person who is super done with life. And is so done with people that has convinced themself that they are asexual.

Person #1 "Hey, do you wanna go on a date?"
Person #2 "Nah I'm a Paulie right now"

by Thatoneguyinthebackoftheclass May 31, 2020

Paulying

The act of saying something genuinely hilarious only to be hit with immediate self doubt and want to yeet oneself off a bridge

B: Bro that was so funny I couldn't breathe
P: thanks dude I was paulying pretty hard after tho

by Pro.s August 30, 2023

Paulying

When you smash a big amount of alcohol in a short time.

"Bro how many beers you had?" "5" "Your Paulying BARE!"
"Dude that noon was complete fart?" "Sorry I've been paulying since 5pm"

by doncristo December 26, 2020

pauly hassan mohammed

A big gang member around the streets.

Pauly hassan mohammed pull mad gangs

by blackkfcmanager April 09, 2019

Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.

Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!

by Victor 1 Jukes June 16, 2018

A paulie spread

A cock pic

He sent me a paulie spread

by Toasty83 April 13, 2020

Auntie paulie

Pronounced anti-polly. A white girl that is as annoying and repetitive as a parrot, but doesn't like crackers like Polly, and usually goes home from the club with people of the darker complexion.

How was your trip to Jamaica auntie paulie?

by Djstories February 21, 2024