Patching

Cumming on somebody and letting it dry to peel off later (like elmers glue)

"my boyfriend and I tried patching.. theres a bald spot in my bush now 😔"

by rizzmaster84 August 11, 2025

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Lil_patchi day

Lil patchi was created on April 28 2020 and it was a day celebrated by the mojo cult to say how big of a chad that @lil_patchi was for the boys

For the mojo cult

MojoCult: what day is it today

Uncle Fro: its Lil_patchi day

by UnofficialMojocult April 27, 2020

Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."

by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.

I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.

by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023

Liz Patches

Do you have a name so forgettable even your own mother can't remember it? If so, you too are a Liz Patches (also known as a Patches Liz), you will never be called by your given name, a nickname, or even your surname.

Liz Patches has a mixed etymological background, mostly stemming from a common sobriquet, coupled with a pedestrian pet name. It can be used as a proper noun but also functions as a predicative adjective.

My daughter Liz Patches works as a janitor.

My son is a complete Liz Patches. (Indicating how forgettable he is as an individual.)

by MatthiasVice January 15, 2026