Password Reset Day

The unmistakable shitstorm that takes place when your company policy forces you to reset your password and you become locked out of all systems. It's probably better to take the day off.

MM: I can't access the VPN, my emails, my laptop and my wife is probably going to leave me because I can't message her. I think my WiFi stopped working too.
TP: Password reset day?
MM: I hate Password reset day.

by imkmm April 19, 2022

PasswordBurger

When some one has so many passwords you can make a triple Dekker cheeseburger with extra cheese on the side

Dammmmmn bro thats some spooky shit look at that passwordburger under your goat brooo .-.

by CALLMEBUGS :] April 23, 2022

password

things people use to secure their account

"I use my password"
"Great. Can I use your password, too?"
"No. That's none of your fucking business!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Password

Something You should tell everyone

Jim: Hey Bob!
Bob: Yeah?
Jim: My Password is Assdfwer12093487

by 🍆💦🍑🍼 November 18, 2022

Password Box

An ornamental decoration applied to software to give a false sense of security.

Locksmith on phone to Security Operations Centre: "I'm pleased to inform you that we have finished converting all your door locks to password boxes". SOC Manager: "yeah thanks, they are both just as useful as each other" *hangs up*. CEO walks in and overhearing the question asks aloud "Why haven't we made 2 factor compulsory for all password boxes yet", and then everyone in the SOC runs from the room.

by CompSciFutures February 25, 2023

password123

you have been hacked

Person A: "don't use password123 as a password"
Person B: "oh yeah I will"
*Person B gets hacked*

by NotÞatGuy March 7, 2023

Password

You're favourite thing.

The White Lotus is my password.

by djtwdix April 11, 2023