Center Parcs

Butlins for xenophobic middle class people

"Shall we go to Spain this year, Brian?"

"The problem is there's always too many Spanish people there Linda. Let's just go to Center Parcs and hope the couple in the next chalet are swingers too"

by Astro Afriks March 28, 2009

Dos Palos

A really small town in the heart of California where everyone is related to eachother by blood or marrige. Football is huge here and so is gossip. A fair comes around every summer just before school starts, it has 2 rides. This is a time where all the recently High School graduated females bring their new born babies to show off to the incomming seniors and community. It's very hard to pick up your bags and continue your life else where. About 15% of the graduated students move out of the the central valley and then 5% of that actually come back to build their family here. Theres one bar in town, which is the thing to do for the 40 and up. Then theres "The River" for the 25 and under. The cops here are unfortunately crooked and the teachers might as well not have their degrees. It's all about who you know to get any job here.

Guy1: Whats there to do here in Dos Palos?

Guy2: We can go get mojos and watch a movie if the theater happens to be open today. Or just hang out in front of the doughnut shop or the pizza factory. Or ride around town in my dads lifted truck listening to country music.

Guy1: WTF I moved here from the bay area for this?!!

Guy2: Just wait, a girl will crawl up to you and then you guys will have babies you'll work at some factory while she goes to school online and both of you guys will show up to the summer fair with your new born and have arguments every week and throw house parties for high school kids.

Guy1: Fuck you that'll never happen

by according2i March 1, 2011

parasuicide

n. a suicide attempt or a suicidal gesture that does not result in death.

The psychiatrists considered his act of swallowing the facial cleanser as a parasuicide.

by DarlingDeath July 3, 2006

first amendment parasite

An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.

Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?

Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.

by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020

Parascheva

Parascheva is a wonderful girl who is always positive and friendly. She will give you a big bright smile whenever you feel low to brighten your day. This girl is very sociable and can't stand it when people don't like her. But she doesn't even need to worry about that because people always enjoy her presence and want to be around her. She is very beautiful even if she doesn't always see it, she is smart, caring, cute and adorable. Parascheva will be there for you when you need it and she will support you no matter what. You should be very happy if you find someone like her.

Person 1: who is that girl?
Person 2: you don't know her? She is Parascheva. She's a great girl and has lots of friends

by Kat79 July 10, 2020

parasiter

parasiter: para-siter (n), a website that gathers personal information from other websites by online/electronic tracking

Nomorerack is the parasiter that tracked my online search for a specific camera before emailing me a sales link, which advertised the exact camera.

by Eizner July 19, 2013

Pakosz

when you can't handle the loud and sit still in a chair for hours with your hood tightened around your face

Did you see Austin last night? He was pullin a Pakosz.

by V$AP October 22, 2015