Paronomics

The lifestyle lived by a woman from Paron Arkansas once she has been knocked up and got you for 18 years.

Girl I couldn't make it without paronomics. Thank God I have 3 baby daddies.

by jeffrodgers007 September 8, 2016

pariolino

A rich-ass spoiled kid that thinks he's the center of the universe, he's the kid you hate but the one you still want to be friends with because he has a lot of money

Man 1: bro, the new iphone just came out
Man 2: jeah, Johnny already bought it
Man 1: I know, he's such a pariolino...

by Fragno119 May 25, 2017

parinishta

As the word 'Pari' suggests, she's a fairy, once she comes into your life, she'll brighten it up and make you feel happy. An amazing and cheerful friend, with footsteps so flighty it seems like she's flying.

Parinishta is one of the sweetest people I've met.

by heart smith August 29, 2018

Prionic

1. adj., Having the characteristics of prions, the brain-clogging proteins that form such diseases as Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (“Mad Cow disease”) or Alzheimer’s Disease. 2. adj., Human behavior that is pathogenic, psychopathic and/or intentionally destructive for nihilistic reasons - or fir no reason at all.

Alex Jones, in his prionic attacks on families of mass-shootings, and then his reversal of that attitude, show that he is actually a sadistic psychopath who gets pleasure from destroying all societal norms or faith in the evidence of one’s own eyes.

by Kreme DeMentia February 7, 2021

Frank Parson

A Male Piercing In Which One Large Bar Goes Through Both Nipples.

"Dude I Totally Just Got A Frank Parson To Make Me Look Like I Have Cleavage!"
"Frank Parson, My Man. Happy Birthday! Good Job!" *Claps*

by KatieKilledYourBoyfriend October 3, 2009

the parson's gambit

In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.

Oh man, did you see the parson's gambit Todd set up in the locker room?" "No, what happened." "Eddy was minding his own business, dropping a deuce, when Todd snuck over the stall and nailed him with an air horn and that aerosol cheese. There was nothing he could do but sit there and take it until the dirty business was done." "Stone Cold.

by SenatorGreg June 6, 2011

pardon

A nerdy way of saying "sorry" or "excuse".

Someone needs someone to move out of the way-Pardon me

Someone needs someone to repeat themselves-Pardon?

by Coollikeice October 4, 2019