Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.

"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."

by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016

Pardon

A word used by people who can maintain a serious stance, and face in any situation, whether it is funny scary or sad, while saying this word. Making anyone around laugh out of confusion and the absolute randomness of the singular word.

Random person at funeral: "Aw man.. it sucks without him here, I wish he could've made it through, but he's in a better place now.."

Short girl with ponytail: "Yea.. he was a good man"

Person #2: "it's a good thing he was able to scrap some of his criminal records, maybe he won't go to hell"

Short girl with ponytail: Pardon

by CosplayMugi November 25, 2019

Clinton Pardon

Someone with a connection with the Clinton family (Bill or Hillary) who “committed suicide”

What happened to Jeffrey Epstein?

He received a Clinton Pardon

by 3131Atlanta September 14, 2022

Pardon my french fries

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries

Pardon my french fries

by SADBC October 8, 2021

the pardoner

the one who forgives you for your sins, in any way he decides suitable for you

i am the pardoner

by magnum_opu5 September 30, 2020

pardon

when you are trying to be fancy but need someone to repeat something.

i beg youre pardon?

by idksomeonerandom4u June 1, 2023