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Parannoya

The profound irritation that comes from reading outrageous conspiracy theories.
I could barely stomach reading that post about how vaccines cause the earth to flatten, and now I’m just wound up with parannoya.
by Bad Beth and Beyond April 29, 2020
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paranon

That guy on tv is such a paranon, he actually brought a bulletproof vest to a mcdonalds.
by Manga nerd January 8, 2023
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battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.
"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."
by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011
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Paranoid

The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"
by John Q Moron December 7, 2003
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Popcorn Paranoia

Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.
Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?

Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.

Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!
by snack_bloke August 29, 2009
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paranormal investigator

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences
i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator
by FightinIrish July 10, 2005
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paranoia

Pretending to wash your hands when nobody else is even in the men's room.
by auaiomrn April 1, 2003
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