Paradise Shit

The paradise shit is when you take a really good shit, that really relaxes you and that just feels really good and relieving, you get your best creative ideas during a paradise shit and life just turns out to not be so bad after one.

Mark: Holy shit dude! I just had a paradise shit
Jeff: FUCK MAN! I WISH I GOT A PARADISE SHIT TODAY, I INSTEAD GOT A JACK THE RIPPER SHIT

by Search up Mayor of Lannach September 7, 2021

Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”

Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.

by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023

uncles paradise

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise

Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise

by myunclesass August 21, 2018

Dookie Paradise

An action taken (usually performed by two men) in which one person is on their back (unconscious or conscious) and the other squats their butthole onto the first person's nose.

Todd: Did you hear that Rob gave Jim a dookie paradise.

Steven: Ahhh shit that's nasty.

by InTheEndgame May 5, 2019

Plumping Paradise

A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.

The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.

Plumping Paradise is the top tourist destination of 2019.

by oblong1 December 12, 2019

Gansta Paradise Choir

A song that was originally called 'Gansta Paradise'. Although in the very beginning a Choir sung, like the heavenly ghosts up in the song. This Choir indicates something as in either screaming, being reincarnated, or just a joke.

As Jesus, God's Son, reincarnated into the sky.... The heavenly ghost sang the Gansta Paradise Choir}

by The Onceler In Benji's Arcade December 9, 2020

Snipers paradise

Any semi-hardened target that has extremely deficient perimeter management awareness capability.

Sure, we've got some car bomb road blocks. But just look around the compound; this place is a Snipers Paradise. There is NO WAY we can control the perimeter high ground.

by YAWA June 19, 2021