paigon

friend that lies betrays and isnt true to u

drini: u wana cum cinema
dina: na i woz feelin sik all week includin toai so am stayin home
drini: k den

- hour later drini is walkin to the cinemas-

drini see's dina in the near by shop wiv sum of her frenz drini thinks omg wot a PAIGON SHE LIED TO ME DAT BITCH

by JusMe! April 17, 2008

owes me a new pair of pants

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.

damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.

by george January 20, 2005

panromantic

Attracted to all sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Used by asexuals instead biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.

"I don't get it. Bretta is totally hot, and she'll date anything, but she's still a virgin."
"That's because she's panromantic asexual."

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

Grow a Pair

Telling someone they don't have the balls that they SHOULD have to do something "manly"

Usually a conversation between 2 or more guys.

Jake: I really like Mikayla, but I don't think she would go out with me...
John: Stop being a pussy, grow a pair and ask her out!

by Kadaw September 20, 2009

dirty parody names

Names or labels derived by sexual terms and other ennuendo by manipulating the spelling and also adding spaces when necessary. The purpose of these fake (though sometimes authentic and realistic) names is for humor and hilarity, and, most of the time, all in good fun. Below is a list of some of them.

A. Nelprober, Amanda Mount, Anita Hanjaab, Annie Position, Ben Dover, Ben Overbich, Betty Phuckzer, Buster Cherry, C. Mike Rack, Dick Ramdass, Dixon Kuntz, E. Normus Peter, Eric Shun, Harry P. Ness, Harry Sach, Helda Dick, Hugh Jass, Ima Homeau, Jack Mehoff, Jenny Talya, Liz Bien, Madame Dick Burns, Mike Hunt, Mike Rotch, Moe Lester, Pat Myaz, Phil Accio, Phil Mehard, Ruben Z. Clitz, Shara Dick, Tara Dikoff, Wayne Kerr, Wilma Dickfit.

by Flatlander March 21, 2005

paikon

a smelly emo streamer wearing a wig and the same crusty mask everyday who has never once touched grass. (a blue hoodie too that has never once touched water) he spends his free time packing nuggets while being paid a cent above minimum wage. he spends that money on whaling on a gacha game called “Genshin Impact”. also, he is deathly afraid of playing roblox horror games due to past trauma of pissing himself after playing the Mimic.

paikon deez nuts in yo mouth

by ispilledmyfish July 2, 2022

Parogar

One of the most famous authors on Wattpad and is also known as Kevin. He's published one of his novels, and has over a thousand fans.

Parogar is an amazing author and shall be the next J.K. Rowling!

by Cah'lia October 17, 2012