panera

Place with the best highest quality food around. Food is always fresh and delicious. Nice place to take your laptop and get a sandwich at lunch.

Every sandwich ive tried from Panera has been delicious.

by Food Critic October 25, 2007

Panera

An amazing place to eat and relax. The food has a great variety of soups, sandwiches, coffee, pastries, salads, etc. They also offer free wifi. It's also a great place to work and they pay pretty well

Customer: Instead of this bread can i get this one and instead of this soup can i get this one and can i substitue this whole thing for something completely different?
Me the cashier: yes of course.
cause at Panera we pretty much never go by the menu, you can pick any bread or soup or salad or pretty much any combination

by TheChelz February 11, 2006

Painter's Cap

House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.

Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!

Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.

Painter 2: You got any?

Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!

Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!

Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?

Painter 2: Nice!

by zooboots July 6, 2011

Panerial Disease

When one returns from college to work the summer at Panera Bread, they get confident to the extent where they feel the need to have sex in the Panera Bread Bathroom. From this, the person now contains an Infection or Transmitted Disease known as Panerial Disease. (Usually anal infection)

Yo did you hear about Scott Working at Panera?
Yeah I heard he got Panerial Disease.

by Bjorn12345 April 9, 2016

bowl painter

The Bowl Painter does not necessarily have to be created by explosive diarrhea. It can also be caused when a large turd paints racing stripes on the toilet bowl as it is being flushed.

Damn, I had a huge bowl painter dump the other day.

by the_buckeye_fan September 2, 2007

mexican painter

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)

Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!

by poode dude November 7, 2010

panera

A place to get good food and drinks but expensive as fuck.Sure, the names are stupid and you hate pronouncing them, but good quality overall.

I can't believe I paid $9 for this bread at Panera Bread, but goddamn it's good.

by You~!! December 28, 2005