owned

to stick your finger in someone's ass, can be male or female

I think Heather is now dating Ken, he owned her last night.

by KR+HC January 11, 2010

owns

A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang

My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it

by Brian October 11, 2003

own it

A phrase that can be given to nearly all good situations. 'OWN THAT'!

A person who is cool.
'YOU SO OWN IT'

Steve, Carla and Joel are going to Magaluf, OWN IT!!

by Stephenslinn June 30, 2007

Owned

when a girl named faith undeniably beats you in cow racing on the wii

you just got owned.

by anna laker February 3, 2023

OWNED

The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo"
Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary"
Megan Steele - "Wit?"
Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))!"

by Mowg_FTW May 11, 2009

Owned

when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.

Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.

by 9aBe August 22, 2008

owned

A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d

What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!

by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006