A term used to describe the penis of a man who has had anal sex with a person who is suffering from diarrhea.
Dude, did you hear what happened to Robert? He was giving it to this chick in the back door when next thing you he ends up with an orange ostrich.
by RathRuff November 21, 2006
1. An Extrodinary amount of pain
2. Called ostrich pain, due to the act of digging your head into the ground after an injury has occured during a sporting event or any type of altercation
3. Serious pain is obvious due to the need to rub head on ground due to extremely painful moments
4. Often seen during soccer games after weak players get kicked, fall to the ground and hold their knees, while rubbing head on ground
2. Called ostrich pain, due to the act of digging your head into the ground after an injury has occured during a sporting event or any type of altercation
3. Serious pain is obvious due to the need to rub head on ground due to extremely painful moments
4. Often seen during soccer games after weak players get kicked, fall to the ground and hold their knees, while rubbing head on ground
JJ: Did you see that guy digging his head into the ground like an ostrich? I know it's worse than a sprain, that's ostrich pain.
by Dirk Kuyt May 08, 2007
by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011
by Nosrac October 02, 2006
A joke that makes sense, but isn't funny enough so that normal people will laugh at it. The term comes from the Family Guy episode "Ocean's Three and a Half" where Two and a Half Men is being filmed in front of a live ostrich.
Man 1:"Have you ever seen Two and a Half men? It's hilarious."
Man 2:"What the hell is wrong with you, that show isn't funny at all. Every joke is an ostrich joke."
Man 2:"What the hell is wrong with you, that show isn't funny at all. Every joke is an ostrich joke."
by WeAreEverything October 19, 2009
Ostrich Power (or O.P.) is a standard unit of measurement to determine the output brightness of a light placed on the front grill of a vehicle (typically a truck). While standard lights are measured in wattage lights on the front grill of trucks are defined by their OP. There are no licenses needed to obtain a light that is OP.
by Axe-Hole May 04, 2015
When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.
Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”
Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”
Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”
by LobsterSharts September 08, 2019