Fibre-optic cable

A thing that we have to find in IT

Alana is alive and so is lichi

by samy March 15, 2004

in yer optic nerve

Phrase used when you know you have a penis with a punch!

Used like in your eye

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#)

A funny saying used by popular influencer, Ownage Pranks, to fool scammers.

I must check that the OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#) is working before I can give you my personal information.

by Mia Habibti February 13, 2022

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 6, 2008

Optical Rectumitis

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.

Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.

by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025

psycho-optic

Ability to see how psychopathic someone is.

I'm so PSYCHO-OPTIC I could see that dude was gonna eat his cat with beans and rice.

by Hotel 6 December 20, 2016