OpinionSearch

A crappy call-centre agency that employs financially desperate students and old people to do meaningless surveys over the phone, bugging people at dinner or on Sunday mornings.
OpinionSearch also has a tendency to not give two shits about its employees.

Should not be confused with telemarketing since telemarketing agencies actually go on the national no-call list.

1) I worked an 8-hour shift at OpinionSearch today and I want to slit my wrists.

2)Caller: Hi, this is (insert badly chosen fake name here) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for male members of your household between the ages of 18 and 34 who might be interested in a banking survey.

Client: *Click* or "I'M IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!"

Caller: Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir?...

3)Caller: Hi this is (actual name) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for female members of your household between the ages of 50 and 65 who might be interested in taking a survey on your sexual habits. Would that be you?

Client: Pervert! I have your name and I'm calling the police!

by Scruffy from Canada February 18, 2010

That's my opinion

Something a person says when they don't want to receive any heat for being totally wrong.

Person 1:"Blacks are disgusting, boorish, animals and Jews are ugly, money grubbing child snatchers. "
Person 2:"Wow, you're a bigot"
Person 1:"WHOA! That's my opinion, if you can't handle it get out of here you intolerant ass."

by Mzuark January 9, 2014

opinion

A thought that is based on one's view of the world. All opinions are true to their holders, but are not always true to others. Despite the insistance of retarded UrbanDictionary users posting their opinions as definitions, no opinion is factual.

Retard: Hey look, I defined everything I like as "god" and everything I hate as "gay"!
Non-Retard: Dude, a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS, not OPINIONS.

Retard then defines Non-Retard as gay.

by Evil Zak January 4, 2004

Respecting Opinions

A thing that people on Youtubers have no idea how to do because they are huge crybabies who can’t understand that not everyone has to have the same opinion and swear at you and give you death threats all because you have different opinions than them.

Hypersensitive Person: “Respecting opinions? I have no idea how to do that because I am a crybaby who bullies others for having different tastes than me!”

by Dray’s Dictionary November 3, 2019

In my very humble opinion

A phrase used to feign modesty by people with inflated egos and an even more inflated sense of self worth. They often believe, falsely, that using this phrase will make them appear intelligent and benevolent. More often, it makes them appear like a douche.

"You're one of the few people I've come across worthy to carry on the human race. At least in my very humble opinion."

by MsBitchhands September 30, 2013

Philoso-ooping

The intuitive insights that arise when sitting on the toilet. Etomology: A combination of the words "Philosophizing" and "pooping".

While sitting on the toilet, John was Philoso-ooping a great new addition to urban dictionary

by TheAnomoly February 6, 2012

Opinionegative

1. Characterized by excessive and unsolicited sharing of negative opinions about others, typically done between groups of females.
2. Bitches being bitches

omg, did you see what Cindy was wearing last night, she totally looked like a hooker. I'm happy for her though that she is dating Steve now, he seems about right for her... Do you guys think his nose looks weird? What's with Sara always posting smiley faces on facebook, she's such a bitch, I hate her.

Wowsers Tiffany, you sure are opinionegative today!

by Columbus Commodore July 5, 2011