onsaphi

Submits to God alone and strives to do good. Acknowledges the Hereafter, the messengers, the book, and the controllers.

Onsaphi is a Muslim

by Onsaphi December 9, 2013

Onsen

An onsen is a Japanese style public bath using volcanically heated hot water from the ground.

The term onsen is often used in the Japanese language in reference to the bathing facilities surrounding hot springs.

Onsen, when translated into English means 'hot spring', which can lead to confusion and miscommunication.

After watching the monkeys in the hot spring, do you want to go to an onsen?

by 7 years in August 20, 2013

Sudden Onset Autism

Sudden Onset Autism, or S.O.A for short, is an extremely rare condition of unknown origin. Development of this disease is both abrupt and severe. As of now, the pathogenesis and mode of infection have eluded even the most qualified of research teams at Harvard, Hopkins, and Yale. Some have suspected that transmission occurs through contact with an infected person, especially prandially. There is still hope for a cure, although we may be decades away.

Infected Person: Hey man, let's go grab some lunch
Healthy Individual: what?! It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong with you
Infected Person: Well... it's lunchtime somewhere!
Healthy Individual: Oh God, you have Sudden Onset Autism... Please go away from me!

by burner90 May 14, 2018

onsra

Unloved. To love for the last time. That heart-wrenching moment you know when a love won't last.

"It would be nice for us to be together again, but I know it'll be an onsra waiting to happen."

-Credit to Giphy, momog30 and different solutions.

by Naxania August 5, 2014

onstanc

She is the prettiest and the hottest girl in the world!

“onstanc is beautiful”

by aoskansbdjw June 5, 2020

Onsrs

On some real shit

Yo onsrs I got bills to pay

by It’s ya boo smooogioooooo December 24, 2018

Onsted

A small town not that far from the Michigan International Speedway. Has a school populated with the worst drug problem in the district. It is overall a nice town and is an enjoyable 15 minute walk.

Boy: where do you live?

Girl: Onsted, Michigan.

Boy: Where The F*** is that?!?

by Avalare October 10, 2011