Velvet Crush

Kool Aid and gin (serve chilled or on ice)
preferably blue, purple, or red

I'll have a velvet crush, which is kool aid and gin.

by NattyBoh Gillespie February 22, 2009

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Velvet Trench

The vagina. The pussy. The snatch. The vulva.

I was dancing through her velvet trench all night.

Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021

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Dragging a low hanging, freshly, shaved, velvety smooth scrotum up and down and around your partner’s face. Smacking each cheek pendulum style is a plus. Often finished with a good old fashioned tea bagging.

I gave Rachel the old velvet drape last night. Tea bag? Hellzzzz yea.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

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Velvet Mushroom

The smooth skin area remaining after the application of a mushroom tattoo.

GuyA: Richie has a velvet mushroom
GuyB: I know, Hynam gave it too him

by AcuteAngle January 2, 2010

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Velvet taco

A young lady’s vagina

I’d like to munch on her velvet taco

by clrewsky October 3, 2020

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velvet fuck

Tongue fucking.

Sassy,
I can't wait till I have your ass high in the air and you feel my balls slamming against your ass. That will be after a velvet fuck (you know, when your man tongue fucks your ass).

by Noony Moush March 12, 2014

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