jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

by Sand Acres March 21, 2016

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Drakané Wand

a thin, whittled piece of wood having a quartz crystal tip either fitted into the wood or connected by copper and a handle with a Palm Stone/grounding stone and a Thumb Press (a stone for the thumb to rest on while holding the wand) both connected to the wood with copper wire.

Julio chose a cherry wood Drakané Wand with an amethyst tip, an onyx grounding Stone, and an obsidian thumb press for his Spanlla.

by Historics Society December 19, 2020

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Wazzle Wand

A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.

Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'

Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."

by IsaacHunt May 03, 2014

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Shit wand

The brush used to wipe clean the shit skid marks off the inside bowls of toilets. Often used in European toilets which do not have inclined bowls, and thus, the shit skids as it is being washed down.

Dude 1: Yeah I just took a big ol'poo and there are skidmarks all over the toilet
Dude 2: You best be usin' that shit wand to clean that shit up.
Dude 3: Sausage

by The Duchess of Rudder February 27, 2010

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