"What ho, John," cried Dave, "I see you lost that game of sticky biscuit"
"Oh crap," whimpered John, flushing. "Have I still got boy paste in my beard?"
"Oh crap," whimpered John, flushing. "Have I still got boy paste in my beard?"
by Jules the King January 16, 2008
Much like 'last call' in a bar, this is when you're notified of a past opportunity where someone once had interest in hooking up, but you were unaware.
I ran into my high school lab partner. She's married now, but told me how much she wished I made a move back then. How's that for a past call?
by DanoNYC April 25, 2010
The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.
I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
by Dick Onchin December 02, 2020
Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
by Sir Toby October 10, 2005
Muff paste
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.
Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.
Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
I was bucking your ma last night and she produced some mighty fined muff paste.
We are now harvesting your ma!
We are now harvesting your ma!
by Muff_Paste_master June 15, 2014
When your bro needs to take a shit but, there are no bathrooms in site. As a result, you be a bro and let him use your chest.
Bro: Yo my dude, I really need to shit. There's no bathrooms around, though.
You: No probs dude, I'll let you do a bro paste
Bro: You're such a bro
You: No probs dude, I'll let you do a bro paste
Bro: You're such a bro
by Bro paste official March 03, 2018
A strangely delightful mixture formed by first placing ballsack(s) in a blender and then adding plenty of ketchup. The result is a tasty paste that can be placed on weini.
Barbara: What is that delightful paste on your wenus, my dear feller?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?
by ballsacksalamode June 17, 2011