A mini-divorce is what happens to students of the prestigious Vellore Institute of Technology when they break up after having pre-marital sex
Hey dude did you hear that shilpa just got mini-divorced? You should totally go for her now before she mini-marries someone else
by areybhaiya December 21, 2018
(Noun) The somewhat virginal state a person is in after being married for a number of years and (often) being deprived of sex.
"Man, she was the first woman I slept with after being with Lisa for ten years -- she totally popped my divorce cherry!"
by MinnWax April 17, 2008
by FuBug November 02, 2017
by DonKehote August 20, 2011
- the dissolution of a non-sexual, non-romantic relationship; usually the dissolution of a friendship
Platonic divorces are rarely hostile and normally occur when friends drift apart either on purpose or by chance.
Platonic divorces between women are often irreversible and can never return to the 'pre-divorce' state.
Platonic divorces between men are more easily reversed. It only takes a phone call saying, "Hey bud, I got a case of beer. You wanna come over to watch the game and get hammered man??"
Currently, platonic divorces between a man and a woman are completely irreverible.
Platonic divorces are rarely hostile and normally occur when friends drift apart either on purpose or by chance.
Platonic divorces between women are often irreversible and can never return to the 'pre-divorce' state.
Platonic divorces between men are more easily reversed. It only takes a phone call saying, "Hey bud, I got a case of beer. You wanna come over to watch the game and get hammered man??"
Currently, platonic divorces between a man and a woman are completely irreverible.
e.g. After Gwen moved to Vancouver and stopped sending even Christmas cards, she and Maria platonically divorced.
e.g. Greg platonically divorced Jane after not being invited to her wedding.
e.g. I think Lara and I will get a platonic divorce if neither of us call within the next couple months.
e.g. Greg platonically divorced Jane after not being invited to her wedding.
e.g. I think Lara and I will get a platonic divorce if neither of us call within the next couple months.
by Howard P. January 07, 2005
When you denounce a friend, or group of friends after a serious falling out. More serious than a simple argument. Usually involves some sort of betrayal from an old friend. Often leads to a cleansing of people who you realized aren't really your friends.
Divorcee: "Scott banged my girlfriend, And the crew thought it was cool"
Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"
Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"
Friend: "and what about her?"
Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"
Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"
Friend: "and what about her?"
Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
by rat.man.can July 25, 2014
Something that will never happen because there's no money in it.
It usually involves controversial ideas like bringing concepts of "innocent until proven guilty" and "equal treatment under the law regardless of gender" to family court. It also often involves controversial ideas like treating a marriage contract like any other contract where someone is free to exit the contract any time; but, if there isn't sufficient cause, the person exiting the contract must leave the other parties as unharmed as possible, and the person exiting without sufficient cause may face penalties for doing so.
It usually involves controversial ideas like bringing concepts of "innocent until proven guilty" and "equal treatment under the law regardless of gender" to family court. It also often involves controversial ideas like treating a marriage contract like any other contract where someone is free to exit the contract any time; but, if there isn't sufficient cause, the person exiting the contract must leave the other parties as unharmed as possible, and the person exiting without sufficient cause may face penalties for doing so.
I think it would be better if we had a system where, when one parent initiates a divorce, there is a rebuttable presumption (meaning a presumption that could be rebutted if wrong-doing can be proven) that any minor children remain with the other parent that didn't want the divorce. Scientific studies show divorce is usually very bad for kids, and this would probably greatly decrease unnecessary divorce.
Dude, you're talking about divorce reform. That will never happen.
Dude, you're talking about divorce reform. That will never happen.
by YetAnotherVictim October 02, 2011